Seems like an odd time for such an… accident… perhaps forces more sinister are at work…

After arriving in Richwood in northern Ontario today I could only wait minutes before hearing that Nickelcorp was again trying to sell off its assets to foreign money launderers. My financier Jim Fallon has special assets put aside to help stave off these illegal activities in the northern Ontario mining industry. My good friend Noah joined me and I’m about to listen in for any illicit banter across the room…

Today I’m happy to say I’ve finally become a knight in Tonga! My work investigating the Tongese president for interference in spending public funds has paid off! It’s now Sir Regulus!